Happy Days Reloaded

Importing my best moments of engineering from orkut

First Year

First bench lo karthik and mayur la sneha bandham chusi vellu last 4 janmala nunchi best friends emo ani anukunevaadini...

Kavita ni first tension padutu chusindi branches sliding appudu...tanaki ece vastunda leda ani tension padutondi nenu vellesariki...

Chemistry sir inko pedda highlight..ayana class lo notes rayadam compulsory...mundu bench lo kurchoni notes lo pichi geetalu geestunna ayana notes rasstunnam anukunevaaru...

First internals marks ichinappudu inter student laaga physics lo 18 ee vachai enti ani tega baadha padda...[:))]

Chemistry internal araveera ghoram ga raasina marks 20/20 vachai ani sir cheppinappudu dias meedakekkina naa reaction inka naa mind lone vundi...daaniki ayana em feel avvakapovadam inka highlight...

Freshers party taj krishna t2 lo ki vachaka gaani telialedu freshers disco party ani...3 roses vachai ani tega murisipoya party ayyaka...

There comes first year externals...solo prep...inter laaga anni subjects spectrum konesi..imp ques prepare chesi batting start chesa...chemistry exam varaku movie baane nadichindi...naa engineering history lo twist aa chemistry exam...nenem raasano...vaadem chusado...20 max expect chesthe 40 vachai...aaa roju nunchi naa examination preparation style kotha punthalu tokkindi....

Asale exam dobbi kadupu kaali bayataki vasthe baaga raasi kuda tension pade swathi and kavitha ni chusi jeevitham meeda first lo virakthi kaligedi...tarvatha alavaataipoindi...

2007 Cricket world cup laaga eppatiki avvani first year exams last aina roju edo engg ainantha ga anaanandam...

Second Year

Second Year starting lo room evaritho teesukovali ekkada ani boldu permutations and combinations tarvatha scene cut chesthe Nenu, veeresh, chandu, Pradeep...ee room combination super hit avutundi ani appatlo anukoledu...

Veeresh chestalu vaadiki maa geetopadesalu...vaadu maaku iche geetopadesalu...maa vanta...pradeep pappu...naa fry and papad..chandu rasam...veeresh??? veedu peddaga em chesevaadu kaadu...

Edo podicheddam...first year anta cs kaadu..ippude cs ..keka chadavaali ani tega aavesam ga start chesina 2-1 oka disaster ga end aindi...

ECM sir class lo nidrapothu dorikipoinappudu...BE sir class starting lo chesina oa ki ending lo twist vunnapatiki nenu ayana best student aipovadam...

Mithlesh ,Vishnu, Sravan and their room mates tho time pass..shoppings...midnight 12 ki smasanam meeda nunchi central bags pattukoni walks...

Mithlesh freshers preparations...chandu break dance...veeresh study for exams...maa cooking tho ala ala 2-1 end avutundaga.....

Externals papers ghorati ghoram ga ravadam...BE exam varaku everything almost ok...2 days before BE exam..started struggle...yuvasena cinema ki velli...next day prep start chesi..vanta chestu...imp question chusi nenu nasanam avvadame kaakunda avi chaduvu ani shravanthi ki cheppi...BE exam ni vijayavantham ga dobbinchukovadam...aa tarvatha ECM external lab lo asalu nuvvu ikkadidaaka ela vachav ani external adige range lo nenu answers ivvadam...ECM lab head ni pass cheyinchamani brathimaladadam...huh 2-1 exams session was really ghoram...

Mellaga kuntukuntu paakkuntu 2-2 loki adugu petti edo 3 bunklu 6 proxies tho kaalam gaduputhu nuvvosthante cinema ki oka roju velthe....naa jeevitham lo marchipoleni oka shock andarini movie theatres lonchi bayataki techi net cafes lo kurchopettindi...BE results...2 marks taggithe feel aipothe oka andhra inter student exam fail avvadam ante...adi enta shock...

Akkada scene cut cheste..

Jan first...haayiga mount opera ki podam ani plan vesukoni nenu chandu chotu bayaluderutunte...chotu ni maa owners dog RHYNO saradaaga kiss chesindi....paapam chotu...

scene cut cheste...

freshers party...

Freshers party ki ghoramain preparations...juniors ki oka cd iddamani oka kalatmakamaina idea...daani discussions ki andaru net center ki velli conference...freshers cd profiles ki background songs aithe highlight...especially one for girvani..naa peru cheppukondi song....adi atyanta prekshaka aanandam pondindi...

Cd's write chese time ki chandu sys dobbatam...64 mbs pen drive mithl room ki maa room ki data tranfer in the midnite...

Last ki freshers party tho padina tensions and head aches anni pogottukoni 2nd year on a gud note end chesam....

Third Year

Third Year...ikkadi nunchi lite ga enjoyment ane part jeevitam loki add aindi...veeresh exams lo exceptional performance ichi vellipoga...tarvatha nenu chandu gate ani pradeep cat ani decide ayyi danda

chikadpally ki marcham...

Chandu and nenu Gate classes ki povadam...slow ga chain reaction laaga classes bunk kottadam...appudeganaka ameerpet ace deggara mcD vunte Gate lo vachedemo iddariki...vijayavantham ga gate coaching mellaga

dobbinchukuntu..3-1... 30 bunks 60 proxies tho saagipoindi...

Exams eesari kothaga combined studies..intial ga maa gang ki chotu, karthik, combined studies ki join ayyaru...mellaga adi snakes game lo snake laaga peruguthu me chandu pradeep uday karhtik chotu shakeel

rohan ashwin santosh shravanthi ..appudappudu raghu pramod vinay 890 vinay 876 ila join avutu vunde vaaru...exam vachindi ante maa room oka pedda fish market laaga vundedi...but ikkada fishes badulu

books,xeroxes..beralu badulu explanations...karthik chandu pradeep ee mugguru focal points ga veeri chuttu maa prep jarigedi...

3-1 lo peddaga visheshalemi gurthu levu endukante...ee pani sarigga cheyyaledu aa sem lo coaching ki poledu college ki kuda poledu...samayaaniki raddamante subjects kuda gurthuravatledu...

Room lo matram Shakeel alias Vinay 920 gaari tho maa sannihityam peragadam tho tindi food ane vibhaagaala meeda maa drushti mallindi...prapancham lo mottamodati saariga "TINDI BY AUTO" ane concept ni

introduce chesi...ekkado old city lo idli baaguntundi ante auto kattukoni mari velli tini 20rs tifin bill ki 50 rs auto vadilinchukoni vachevallam...idi jabbu mellaga gang mottanki paakadam modalayyindi...

Elago ala exams complete chesi 3-2 loki enter ayyam...Gate classes 90 percent dobbinchesukoni...300 bunks 600 proxies tho maa 3-2 saagindi...eelopu..

tinnadi gaali tour meeda padi..industrial tour plan chesi

naana tantaalu padi princi ni oppinchi...last ki elago ala bayaluderam..ikakda highlight entante half of the class mass histerial laaga gre andaru post pone chesi mari tour ki ravadam...annitikante highlight

entante..feb 12 gate pettukoni jan 15th nenu chandu tour ki potugallalaaga bayaluderadam....ee industrial tour prep lo highlights as follows...

1. Pradeep lo nidralechina leader

2. Eppudu tour moham erugani vallaaga andaru manalni chusi flat aipovali anna range lo tour shoppings chesi mottaniki train ekkadam...(of course evadu peddaga pattinchukoneledu adi vere vishayam)

3. Train journey lo dumbshal arts(spelling to be corrected)...chandu vaadu kuda last ki em chestunnano marchipoyeanta creativity tho kudina mono actions...

4. Aadi lone hamsapaadu antu bangalore ki vellagaane chotu saradaaga train kinda vellettadam...daaniki vaadi badulu the tension group (swathi souj and kavita tension padatam)

5. Munnar campfire lo dances..especially last lo chumma chumma de de song ki aa dance aavesam lo nenu chandu rupa mam deggaiki vellipovadam...

6. Return lo train journey..3 patte...deyyam stories...

7. Chennai lo The Kavita Episode...Pandi bazaar nunchi simple ga 14 mandi chinna van lo irukkoni kuyyo morru antu veltunte...kavita vomitings start cheyyadam..aa traffic lo van aapaleka plastic cover

pattukoni mundu nunchi nenu..aa scene ni pakkana mayur close ga enjoy chestu tanu kuda involve avvadam...ee scene tho ee sambandam leni shilpa edavadam.....final twist taxi

driver central railway station ante ooru bayata chennai city centre ki teeskelladam...abbo ado pedda scene...

8. Last but not the least..ippatiki naaku breakfast avasaram lekunda chesina event...hyd lo digagaane pc pc ani piliche shakeel 6600 lokaaniki ankitam avvadam...

Ila industrial tour complete chesi vacham..within 2 weeks gate succesful ga dobbinchukoni...

inka tinnadi aragaka tech fest ani malli sarikotta time pass activity...

Samavarthan highlights...

1. Asalu ee fest ki college vallani oppinchadame pedda head ache aindi...appudu samayaaniki rising star pradeep rangam loki digi mottam college paruvu pratistha ni tana bhujaala meeda veskoni badhyatalu

sweekarinchi munduku kadilaadu...

2. IIT tech fest websites chusi murisipoyi ilage manam pettedam ani aavesam ga website ni nenu reponsibility teesukovadam...

3. IT companies lo kuda lenanthaga deadlines ivvadam...

4. Online treasure hunt,chandu programing contest using linux in collaboration with IIIT ...azim sir last ki ettukoni muddulaate anta ga impress chesina chandu dedication and confidence...

5. Main vishayam marchipoya..ee fest ki 1,45,388 coordinators and 25 participants comprising 18 Coordinators + 4 Juniors(raakapothe iragottadame) + 1 (veedu papam coll bayata edo address vethukutunte maa

coordinators ki dorikipoyadu..sagam prizes anni vaadike)...Jokes apart it went gud...andaru mechukunnaru...

Ala fest sandadi complete chesi..malli gang tho combined studies saaginchi..final ga 3-2 complete chesam......

Final Year

Ippatidaaka oka cinema aithe..ikkadinunchi climax annamaata...bhari sentiment ,action comedy suspense anni vunnai ee climax lo...ade 4th year...

Holidays gap chaala vachindi 3rd year ending ki 4th year ki beginning madhyalo...ee gap lo andaram illaki velli evaru gurthupattaleni sizes loki maari tirigi malli entry icham...industrial tour appudu postpone chesina gre exam ee holidays lo raasi succesful ga andaru dobbinchu koni kalisikattuga munduku saagaru...nenu enduku
taggadam ani scjp certification raasesa...abo abo..appatlo adi enugantha confidence ichindi...

ippatiki maa "Tindi By Auto" concept pathaaka sthaayi(peak stage lo vundi)..shakeel raavadam rey 100 km avathale idli lo karappodi istunnadu raa super raa anadam..memandaram autos kattukoni povadam...ee range lo start aindi...

Scene cut cheste placement training start aindi...maa training appudu infosys oka 1 lakh ,tcs oka 10 lakhs recruit chesesukunnadu ani new vachai...andaram tega interest ga attend ayyam training...it was fun..mellaga aptitude classes bunk chesi...only softskills ki attend ayyam...

Ikkada okati mention cheyyadam marchipoya ippatiki naaku kavita tension ki,soujanya kangaaru ki, swathi bhayam ki reason kanukkolekapoyaa...engg ayyelopu telusukunta le ani anukunna...

Ala training aindi...eelpo Cognizant raane vachindi...daani ppt chusi andaru flat...scene cut cheste ...

August 5th..morning sannaga varsham kurusthondi...call taxi ekki formals lo ready ayyi
college ki bayaluderam..cts placement session ki...andariki excitement...tension...bhayam...

Test aindi andaru parle baane raasaru... last ki ee test ki kuda karthik swathi bayata
paper discussion...adi chusi next company ee manam ani decide aipoya...

results vachai...almost everyone thru the written...interview ki gantalu gantalu waiting...

Pradeep, rohan ki oka pscyho team interview chesi succesfull ga vallaki hand ichindi...

Devudi daya valla naa interview baaga jarindi..interviewer ki nenu poosina masala baaga nachi selected ani appude cheppesadu...

Ikkada highlight ante shravanthi interview...worldcup lo new zealand laaga..slow ga velli kummesi vachindi...

Swathi papam 1lakh questions lo only 99,999 answer chesindi ani select cheyyaledu...

Finally results out...karthik, me, shrav, jashwant,deepa,pramod,keertana,shravanth

i,kavita selected... Ayyo andaram select avvalede..papam vallaki vachi vunte baagundedi...ani nenu kuda edchesanu....dis was the saddest moment in my engg life...appatidaaka andaru oke level lo vastu..sudden ga kontamande selected kontamandi kaadu anagaane vallani chusi chala baadha vesindi..especialy chandu ..class topper oka range talented aina...vaadiki rod padatam...

Lucky ga after 2 days there was wipro...cts raaledanna kasi tho CHandu and pradeep wipro vaadiki chukkalu chupinchi select ayyi vacharu...wipro lo select ayyaka gaani chandu naatho matladaledu...anta kasi vaadiki...

Swati trishu shilpa...got thru in satyam later...followed by rohan unusually in BEL...a govt company...

4-1 exams...idi oka highlight...mottam chain batch anta kalisi combined studies...ee prep highlights...

1. Chandu Curd Rice...

2. Exam ki 100 days gap vunna..99 days baladuru tirigi...last day tension padatam...

3. Andaram first chapter lo pages ee avvatledu ani bhayapadutunte...pradeep two text books complete chesi third lo chinna doubt ani tension padatam...

4. Anni complete chesi timepass ki vache karthik ni chusi naa gundello trains run avvadam...

5. Next day morning exam aithe aa roju nite batting start chese uday, ashwin,santosh,chotu...

6. Silent ga kaburlu cheptune syallabus complete chese shakeel

7. Next day morning exam aithe mundu roju nite 12 ki uday serious ga first unit meeda research cheyyadam...

8. Chandu meeda don with curd rice stories alladam...vaadini aata pattinchadam..

9.Madhya madhyalo nite kuda Tindo By Auto padhakam konasaaaginchadam...

10. Shravanthi room lo fast fast ga units lepeyyadam chusi andaru aascharyapovadam...

11. Ammailake doubts cheptav maaku cheppav ani chandu ni memandaram chavagottadam...paapam maaku cheppevaadu but timepass ki evado okadini chavagotaali kada...

12. Enni difference of preparations vunna...last ki pradeep chandu karu ni teesesthe..migatha vaallandariki oke range lo marks ravadam...

13. Prathi exam ayyaka chandu exam dobbindi ani cheppadam...memu verri mohaalu vesukoni nammadam...last ki vaadiki min 90 percent raavadam..idi chaala common....

14. Repu morning exam elaga anna tension kante ippudu dinner ekkada cheyyali anna matter meede ekkuva discuss chese maa gang...

15. Andaram kalisi oka qualis matladukoni dantlo polo mani exam ki povadam ravadam...

16. Prathi exam min half an hour mundu nenu ichesi ravadam...rohan aa half an hour lone exam mottam rayadam...

17. Exam paper lo line sarigga geyyaledu..ink dark ga ledu..paper naligindi...invisilator kopam ga chusadu...hand writing oka chota baaga ledu...lanti bhayankara kaaranaalaki tanani fail chestademo ani kavita bhayapadatam...avunu antaka mundu okadiki ilaane jarigindi ani nenu bhayapettadam...

Ila cheppukuntu pothe enno vunnai...4-1 complete ayyaka andaru drushti projects meeda malli last ki elago ala andaru edo oka dantlo settle ayyaru...

4-2 lo college gurinchi cheppadaaniki peddaga em ledu...ee sem lo atleast proxies veyyadaaniki coll lo students kaadu kada lecturers kuda leru...

Pradeep Microsoft kottadam...4-2 lo petta twist...tarvata chandu yahoo lo internship kottadam...ala ala okkokkallu mellaga dooram avvadam start aindi...

4-1 ending was almost like end of college ani anukune samayam lo oka chinna twist..4-2 visual programming lab...pscyho lake pschyo viva ki vastadu ani news raagane andariki tension...viva aadukunnadu andarini...karthik tho saha andaru edpulu..kavita souj swathi lu aithe cheppakarledu...last ki elago ala andarini pass chesadu....

Eee post ending ki vastondi anna thought vastuntene naaku baadhaga vundi...inka engg aipoindi happy days r gone ani talchukunnapudalla malli engg vunte enta baagundu ani anipistundi....

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Leader Review in short!

The state of our politics and peoples mind reached such a pathetic levels that even a decent director like Sekhar Kammula literally struggled to fit in all the problems and solutions within a 3 hr time frame..!!

If he talks only abt development, producer will go mad saying people won't prefer movie without entertainment.. if he adds entertainment, those who are seriously concerned about the development like me post review that the movie is not up to the mark..!!

Thumbs up to Director Shankar.. the only director who managed to successfully pass through this complexity..!

Two thumbs up for Sekhar for to have guts to come up with this kind of genre when fellow tollywood associates are busy in exploiting politics for their own good! Leader 3+1/5. 1 for the genre of the movie...!

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A Drop of Corruption in the Limelight!

Source (CNN IBN) : http://ibnlive.in.com/news/millionaire-ias-officer-has-220-bank-accounts-probe/109763-3.html?from=tn

Imagine how many more IAS officers might be doing the same?

Imagine how many more non IAS officers might be doing the same?

Imagine how many more Politicians officers might be doing the same?

Imagine how many more ministers officers might be doing the same?

And they say India poor!

So called educated are still happy thinking that "All is well with India" and "India will be super power in 2020" and going to movie on voting day.

Educated Peoplewith wisdom are people with Eyes.

Poor, uneducated and so called educated who are driven to the compulsions of their survival are blind.

When dogs run election campaign targetted towards blind saying that they are not Dogs but Gods, and win

Its not the fault of Dog for being a Dog
Its not the fault of Blind for believing what Dog said.
But its the fault of the remaining lot who are watching whole drama and letting it happen and making Dogs rule everybody!

Get Well Soon Intellectuals of India!

 

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Five Minute Management Course

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.

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Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

 

Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

 

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

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HTML5 ! Will this end the Era of Flash?

http://www.infoworld.com/d/developer-world/html-5-could-it-kill-flash-and-silverlight-291

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JPN at Mumbai University on the importance of politics.- Must watch

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Dr.Jayaprakash Narayan in a discussion with youth:

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Dr. Jayaprakash Narayan on Politics and Governance

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Beautiful Stingray Migration in Gulf of Mexico

Simply Amazing!

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A Mobile Cam Click from Office Conf Room!

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Larry Please Stay Away!

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The Sun Sets!

Hit www.sun.com.. you will be redirected to www.oracle.com…

In a way i’m happy my dream company is redirecting to my current working company but on the other side..im sad that my fav brand Sun is no more!!

I think me along with majority of Java Developers across the globe who visit sun.com more than their nearest temple will surely miss the Sun and its branding!

• I love the way they introduce new technologies ofcourse with sheer innovation
• I love their branding especially the saffron S curve on the left of every banner/slide/presentation
• I love the way they present their tutorials and documentation related to their technologies. In fact its the best.
• I love the way they brought programming from the hands of geeks who spend their life in labs to normal humans who want to program in the morning but enjoy late in the evening.

Not sure if Sun is the only source of light for the whole Solar System, but I can say the Sun in this context surely the Sun for the developers.

I think every company in the world should learn from Sun

• How to brand a product so that it wil reach maximum audience
• How to stay committed to a philisophy even though it may be in the best interst of its balance sheets
• How to present your technology and innovation to a huge student community, who infact are ur future evangelists.
• How to make a product or brand make a lasting impression in the customers/consumers such that even when the company dissolves, there will be people like me blog posts in remembrance of it.

Often economics and balance sheets bypass your priorities when you love something beyond a limit. I guess this is what happened with Sun in the context of innovation

As Superman says, with power there comes great responsibility..

Oracle with a diamond called Sun in their kitty, its high time to leverage best value from it both to the company and to the whole of Sun Customers and fans like me..

Recent happenings are encouraging as Oracle showing signs of commitment towards continuing the Sun’s Innovation and Vision.

I wish both Oracle and Sun Team all the best not only because i’m part of Oracle but also because my fav brand is in the hands of Oracle..

A suitable caption for Oracle competing with much popular Intel Inside.. would be

ORACLE. SUN INSIDE!

Friendship

Though i usually feel 99% of the friendship quotes are to woo the secret crush ;-)..Found this somewhere in Orkut recently...nice one..

Friends should be like zeros yes, when u adds they are same, when u subtract they are same, when u try to divide they become infinity.

At age 3 we started our studies with tears in eyes and at 22 we will finish our studies with tears in heart. The 1st tear is simply a water due to missing our parents and the 2nd one will be blood due to the missing of our friends

A really close friendship doesn’t just happen it travels a long way through misunderstanding stupid fights hesitation consoling words shoulders to cry and more that takes time to build the kind of trust and respect which makes friendship a lasting on....

One of the Best Scenes I have ever seen!

The Reality


People say Congress is great or NDA was better or Third front is best. There are infinite debates goining on everywhere to resolve who is better. NDA or UPA or Third Front or XYZ party. But if we have careful look at the reality there are lot major issues which are ignored by both the parties from last 50 years

1. Education

Can you ever think of joining your kids in a government school in todays competition? If that is the case, just imagine the fate of the people who cannot afford costly education. What will be their future in coming years?

2. Food

42 percent of Indian Population is below poverty line. That means in every 10 people around you, 4 are struggling to even survive. What makes India Shining?

3. Corruption

Take an example of a young intellectual who wants to start a small business, To start his company, he should also start the corruption spree right from giving bribe to the local police wala, Revenue Department, VAT agencies, Service Tax agencies etc etc and the list goes on.

4. Unemployment

How many of youngsters who have graduated are getting decent jobs such that they can buy a home for themselves and lead a happy life? As population is increasing day by day, imagine the fate of the next generation if no proper opportunities are created

5. Infrastructure

We worry about the incomplete flyovers and traffic, people in rural areas don't even have proper drainage facilities and toilets.

The list of problems go on and on.

The moral of the story is the great Gandhi Congress or UPA, BJP or NDA, the third, fourth, fifth fronts spent 80 percent of their power to feed their kith and kin and increase their bank balances. The poor man is becoming poorer as he cannot afford corruption and rich is getting richer as he can afford corruption.

When a small government clerk job needs candidates of no criminal record, how come Members of Parliament or Legislative Assembly are exempted? Isn't it just because the law makers themselves are criminals?

Now the only thing which can rescue us are the two most underrated rights given by constitution.

1. Right to Vote

2. Freedom of Speech

Being educated, it becomes our responsibility to realize the facts, exercise our vote judiciously and make the uneducated and innocent people who are victims of our political system. Remember Matrix Movie, machines using humans as mere batteries for power. The same is happening here. The current political system forcing the poor and uneducated to remain in their current state, cashing their ignorance and their mere instinct for survival.

Good to see the advent of media and its reach to rural areas, educating the people and reflecting where exactly we are and whom exactly we are electing as our leaders.

I hope this change will become a revolution and hope there comes a day when every Indian has a 3 day meal, works for eight hours, enjoy with family and sleep in his own house.

Friends, I request instead of voting for a better idiot, Either void your vote or vote for a party with clean record.

If you are planning to void your vote

You can refer to this link for more info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/49-O

Since the ballot paper / Electronic voting machine (EVM) contains only the list of candidates, a voter cannot record his vote under Section 49-O directly. He must inform the presiding officer at the election booth. This violates the secrecy of the ballot. However, with paper ballot a different method is used to "waste" ones vote, which is stamping on multiple candidates. In fact this was the standard method of giving null votes without violating secrecy before the advent of the EVM.

At present, in an election, a winner will be declared irrespective of the number of 'non-votes'. However, a note of every 'non-vote' will be made with the Election Officer, and the total number of non-voters will, presumably, be available under the Right to Information Act.

Though this article is not implemented, the number of non votes i.e. void votes will be registered and published. This count can force the SC or government n future to implement 49-O.

Not participating in Voting process is like watching your own house burning though you have a bucket of water in your hand and a cell phone to call fire station.

It's time for all of us to rush and save our house before the fire catches up and burns us away!!!

Conscience Constitution

As life moves on and the complexity of life increases.. One starts finding the need for a box of principles he must stand on in short called Conscience Constitution. As every administration needs a rule book based on which decisions needs to be made, human life planning and administration also needs a constitution to move the life in right direction. If not, life will be a small boat travelling in an ocean without any compass. Without a compass like conscience constitution, human life will be directionless boat in an ocean, which moves ahead not based upon its own direction but under the influences of temporary satisfactions and emotional imbalances just like sea winds and tornados.

Why Conscience Constitution?

· It gives life a direction

· It directs our life in our own defined direction

· It makes life’s decision making process simple and effective.

· It provides you better control over your life

· It shields you from societal malfunctions like Mass Hysteria, Visionless influences and many more.

Real Life Scenarios

Have you ever in life confused on how to react to a specific situation and feared taking a wrong decision. For example, from childhood if you are interested in being a doctor and there comes and a point where you need to take Maths or Biology in after your class 12, People start influencing you. They try to scare that becoming a doctor needs a lot of hard work, you need to get very promising rank in the entrance examination, you need to face very high competition, it’s very unlikely u succeed, better take Engineering stream. Here comes the dilemma. Should I choose what I really want and take responsibility later for my decision or should I move on with the crowd choosing a safer option.

Person 1 (Who finds the above example very easy to solve)

The person who finds above example not that complex to handle must be having three principles already mentioned in his Conscience Constitution.

· Follow your heart.

· Don’t get influenced by others

· You have enough strength and confidence to take care of your family even in adverse conditions.

Person 2 (Who feels he is in dilemma in this situation)

This person too has a conscience constitution but he finds the points in it confliction each other

· Follow your heart

· Don’t be over confident about your skills

· Family is your first priority

· You can’t do which you don’t like

This person will be in serious dilemma and struggles to make decision and starts finding answers from others. Most likely he ends up taking the decision of the last person he has consulted before making the final decision.

Person 3 (Who has no concept of Conscience Constitution)

This person either has too many points or no points in his CC which stops him from thinking when he makes decision. These kind of persons just do off things randomly and struggle later to find excuses for their acts and finally end up with a compromising life.

Formulating Conscience Constitution

Everyone has basic CC which has the basic ethics and morals which were taught to us in our childhood. We never think of stabbing anyone or hitting anyone without any reason. We say sorry when we do mistakes. These kind of basic things will always be in the initial pages of our CC. As life in childhood, is pretty simple and is always under constant support of parents, we don’t need much of our CC other than these basics. As life moves on and things get complicated, there comes the need to add more points to our CC to make future decision making effective and less error prone.

So now how to add new points to our CC. Our mind has two power centers for decision making. One is our Mind and the other is Heart. A person is called too practical if he uses his Mind most of the times and called too emotional if he uses his Heart instead. When to use what is purely dependent upon ones social upbringing and one needs to consider these when he adds points to his CC.

The first point by default to be added always is “Never Violate CC at any cost”. If this is not in place, there is no point in having a CC.

To be Continued…

The Other Side of the Ball!!!

I came across this in one of the email forwards... Its worth reading ..

In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never forget completely.When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned that day.

I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.

The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. "White," he answered.

I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object.

The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White." It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black.

My teacher taught me a very important lesson learned that day: You must stand in the other person's shoes and look at the situation through their eyes in order to truly understand their perspective .

The Stupidest Exercise Machine You'll Ever See

BEING IN TWENTIES - SOMETHING

It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing thatthere are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like.You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two,but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.
You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friendsthat you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people youhave ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the mostimportant ones. *What you don't recognize is that they are realizing thattoo, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are asconfused as you. ***You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought youwould be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that youare going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you.
Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and findyourself judging more than usual because suddenly you realize that you havecertain boundaries in your life and are constantly adding things to yourlist of what is acceptable and what isn't. One minute, you are insecure andthen the next, secure.
You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone andscared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling onto the past with dear life, but soon realize that the past is driftingfurther and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you areor move forward.
*You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do suchdamage to you*. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can't meet anyonedecent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you love someonebut love someone else too and cannot figure out why you're doing thisbecause you know that you aren't a bad person. One night stands and randomhook ups start to look cheap. Getting wasted and acting like an idiot startsto look pathetic. *You go through the same emotions and questions over andover, and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannotseem to make a decision*. You worry about loans, money, the future andmaking a life for yourself... and while winning the race would be great,right now you'd just like to be a contender!

Quote of the Day

"Love Is the Irresistible Desire to be Irresistibly Desired.' - Mark Twain"

Quote of the Day

"Fine is a Tax for doing wrong and Tax is a fine for doing well."

CHROME from Google

I always wonder what do the companies like Google do once they reach a limit of their creativity... every time such thought surpasses my mind.. one news or the other comes up from no where..this time google is doing something in which our bollywood and tollywood people are masters. ya..remake.. its completely remaking a small but well known software called web browser.

when i own the internet why should i rely on some other browser to showcase myself??

This might be the thought which was going in the minds of google which has resulted in their new browser project Chrome.

Here is the comic promo of it

http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/index.html

Me along with my Windows XP are waiting for it...are u??

BAD NEWS

At dawn the telephone rings.

"Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Mr.Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"That's the one."
"Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh
well...what did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that
work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house!
A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"What the.....!!!But there’s electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."