Friday, April 02, 2010

Few facts........Just for fun (Source : Forward Mail)

If you kiss her,

you are not a gentleman

If you don't,

you are not a man



If you praise her,

she thinks you are lying

If you don't,

you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes,

you are a wimp

If you don't,

you are not understanding



If you visit her often,

she thinks you are boring

If you don't,

she accuses you of double-crossing



If you are well dressed,

she says you are a playboy

If you don't,

you are a dull boy


If you are jealous,

she says it's bad

If you don't,

she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance,

she says you didn't respect her

If you don't,

she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late,

she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late,

she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man,

you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman,

"oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while,

she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often,

she yells that you are taking advantage



If you fail to help her in crossing the street,

you lack ethics

If you do,

she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction



If you stare at another woman,

she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men,

she says that they are just admiring



If you talk,

she wants you to listen

If you listen,

she wants you to talk

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